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If not for the pic above, you'd be thinking of something that really involves passing bowel movements in a toilet, but Jolene Van Vugt didn't do that. Instead, she attached it to wheels to make it move.

A new World's Fastest Toilet, and it hails from Australia. Piloted by Jolene Van Vugt, this motorized porcelain throne does an average of 46.6 miles per hour.

Van Vugt is no full time toilet rider, instead she's a professional motocross rider, and was the first woman to backflip a dirtbike and is one of the stars of the Nitro Circus television and live-action show.

Here's a video of her setting the record: